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Is Irish viagra more effective than the U.S. brand? (joke)?
An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask His help In reviving her Husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! I
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
COMMENT:
I've heard this joke told a million ways, but the Irish accents definitely make it funnier IMHO.
Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.
@prissie
nope, I'm in the U.S.
@kevin
damn it, I know you mean well, but I a bunch of white space in answers drives me nuts.
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Haha. You're so pro.
I loved the typed up Irish accent.
*says in an Irish accent*
I was reading it like an Irish man that I am. Oh begorrah!
- 6 years ago
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Si usted sufre de disfunción eréctil debe intentar esta solución natural que ya ha resuelto este problema para muchos hombres de todo el mundo! [Link]
- Anonymous5 years ago
Must remember to visit Starbucks and see if she is still there. Another good one Cowboy, keep em coming. 10/10+star.
- 1 decade ago
hey bro...
there's some dude making jokes/comments bout fur coats n hampsters
Sir wellesley covington ...
dats not nice..eh???
wot ru doin on line dis late. your an early bird.?
pa. luv d joke 2
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Wow -- sounds more effective to me.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha
