Is this Catholic joke funny?

That's good,

Have a star!

And a Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, too!

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I

gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a

quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know,

but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and

went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so,

and he handed me back the quarter and said, "We're sorry but they

could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me

back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

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I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the

local township administrative office to request the removal of the

DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being

hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to

be crossing anymore."

From Kingman, KS .

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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked

the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was

sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

From Kansas City

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I was at the airport checking in at the gate when an airport employee

asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your

knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how

would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.

I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She

asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals

blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on

earth are blind people doing driving?!"

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS .

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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker leaving the

company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This

is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We

all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

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I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself

and, for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system

would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no

less.

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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up

our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the

service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock

the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I

instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was

unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply,

"I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in

Canton, Mississippi

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us...and the scary part is that they VOTE and

REPRODUCE and our enemies know it!

Yeah, that is funny,

When I was bout 10, I had to go to confession, the priest sits in the middle booth, on the other side, this lad left him a present.. It stunk the church out...

All I remember is the Priest chasing him outta the church, first time I heard a Priest swear..LOL

Funny! 100!

Smiled at the joke but ´mobile auto repair (mr fix it) had me laughing in the aisle. Come on stop being mean and sacrifice 5 points to post it.

How is that a Catholic joke, still funny though. Good job, STARRED!

One of the funniest I have read in a while.

yes

yes funny

No no no, wow Ya this is good.