please star if funny?

lol great joke and i stared it just to let you know ur my first stared question from whjat i know haha ...pls add me bye

ah ok....

A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit

lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company.

He thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone

books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed

it.

A woman answered, "Hello?"

"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my

hotel room and give me a massage. And after that I want sex! In fact I

want jungle sex . . . wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type

sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it!

Bring all kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can

use them on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped

cream! Now how does that sound?" he asked.

The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line, you must

press "9" first."

Thats the funiest but there are some more.....

>>Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get

>>through to enquiries, can you help?".

>>Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".

>>Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".

>>Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

>>

>>

>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>>Samsung Electronics

>>Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

>>Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking

>>about".

>>Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly

>>states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket

>>and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for

>>Jack?"

>>Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>RAC Motoring Services

>>Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am

>>travelling inAustralia ?"

>>

>>Operator: " Doesn't the product give you a clue?"

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):

>>"If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel

>>to the other side of the car?"

>>

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>Directory Enquiries

>>Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in

>>Cardiff please".

>>Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling

>>correct?"

>>Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but

>>the 'B' fell off".

>>

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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>>Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

>>Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"

>>Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in

>>Scotland ".

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box

>>told a worried operator:

>>

>>"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number

>>on".

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".

>>Customer: "OK".

>>Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".

>>Customer: "No".

>>Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

>>Customer: "No".

>>Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until

>>this point?".

>>

>>Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote

>>'click'".

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen,

>>can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

>>Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised

>>that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my

>>file back again?".

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------

>>-------------------------------------------

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WE think that is wwwaaaayyy toooo funny!!!

That guy shoulda gota bonus!! LOL

hahaha

i had to reread it twice

before i got it

but thats pretty funny!

Oh yeah this is funny!

what i said in the last question :)

yeah ok

lmao! Freakin hilarious!!! that's awesome dude. i will definitely be telling my friends about this one. thanks for the laugh

god that is the blandest joke Ive ever heard