Has anybody seen my ears?

Ear ya go , have them back ;o)

Di xx

You don't crop Mastiff ears. The ears are not designed to be cropped. The cartilage will not support a crop. (it doesn't matter if there is Boxer or any other breed that traditionally has cropped ears in the mix) Even among breeds that have traditional been cropepd breeds many have crop failures. You would be putting your dog through a croping procedure for nothing. Also cropping must be done before a puppy is 16 weeks old even in a cropped breed. I own & show Great Danes and my current Show Danes are natural ear.

Yeah, I saw them shopping at the jewelry store a few hours ago. I figured you dropped them off so they could pick out a good pair of earrings or something.

Yea there in the frezzer

you were giving me the cold shoulder so I decide to take your ears and put them in the frezzer to give u a cold ear

yes, there blowing along the highway o wait? thats ur Brain wow, who could compare ears to a brain?

ear look over ear there you go found them x

No, but I hear that the walls have ears. Could they be yours?

No, but have you seen my dignity lying around anywhere? I lost it as soon as I answered this question. jk jk. I'm not that mean.

Last I seen them, they where heading south :)

Sorry, I thought I told you that I took them to clean them. But I guess you didn't hear me!