Hi all, here's a better one 'A dream come true...'?

For quite some time, a man has lived next door to a beautiful young girl, he's never said more than hello to the fantastic creature on his doorstep.

Then one day, the girl appears at her front door wearing a flimsy negligee and beckons him over.

As she slides her arms around his neck, it's obvious she's coming on to him, and the man get's hot under the collar.

All of a sudden she looks up.

'Inside, quickly,' she whispers urgently, 'I can hear someone coming.'

Blind with lust, he follows her indoors where she stips off and stands in front of him, stark naked.

'So, honey,' she coos, 'what do you think my best attribute is?'

'Well,' the man stammers, 'its ... er ... got to be your ears.'

'My ears?' she gasps. 'But why? Have you ever seen such flawless skin? Such pert breasts? Have you ever set eyes upon such a firm backside?'

'No - I agree,but, when we were outside, you said you could hear someone coming.'

'So?' she demands.

The man gulps. 'Well, that was me.'

A bit better