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The marmite ad on tv , dont you just love it?
Does anyone else just love the new marmite ad on tv where they call in the rescue team to save the jars forgotten at the back of the cupboard.So funny and the kids face at the end cos he dont like the taste - LOL
3 AnswersComedy8 years agoHow are you today, are you all ok?
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys9 years agoCan anyone tell me what happenend in Casulty?
Im talking about a few weeks ago when the riot eposides was being aired, i missed the one when the policewoman girlfrind of nick got pushed down the stairs. What happened to her and nick? Thanks
2 AnswersSoap Operas9 years agoCat injured can you help?
Need some advice ,my cat was run over and was hit head on .The vet said she is doing fine ,getting stronger but due to the hit she has a paralised front leg and unless the feeling comes back within the next few days he will have to amputate it. And i am very worried that she wont be able to get about and do all the things she used to.Please can someone advise me what to do. Thanks
7 AnswersCats1 decade agoBlonde joke?
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small town.With his dummy on his knee ,hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman stands up on her chair and starts shouting ,i,ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
Whats the colour of a persons hair to do with her worth as a human being?
Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and reaching our full potential as a person,because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general and all in the name of humor!
The man is embarrassed and begins to apologize ,when the blonde yells,
You stay out of this mister,i,m talking to the little jerk on your knee!
17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoCan you help?
I need a suitable middle name for my new granson ,can you help me to find one?
His first name is Taai and last name Barker what do you think goes well with that?
25 AnswersBaby Names1 decade agoA guy walks into a bar?
with a steering wheel attached to his crotch,
the barman says why have you got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?
The guy says cos its driving me nuts!
24 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhats the differance ?
between a man and a bottle of whiskey?
The whiskey will mature!
13 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoA man joined a nudist camp?
and on his first walk round the grounds he was approached by a young woman,
You,re new here arnt you?she said.
How could you tell he gasped,
It sticks out a mile ,she replied.
10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhy do scrabble?
players make good lovers?
Because they can lay seven in a row!
13 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoThere was an old man?
called reg,
Who decided to trim his hedge
He,d had a few beers and slipped with his shears
And cut off his meat and two veg!
20 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoA father and his small son?
were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo.
Father was explaning how ferocious and strong tigers are,and his son was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad, the boy said finally,if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up...
Yes son?said the father expectantly.
What bus should i take home?said the boy.
16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago