"I am serving a Sacred Cheese Wheel at our next soirée. What is the best way to cut the cheese?"?

Find a nice wooden stool and sit down to do it. Make sure you have a few people close to you to help you hold it in place while you cut the cheese. Don't strain too hard as you might do some damage and open a blood vessel.

Usually the louder the better, as much noise heralds many days of good luck ahead. Last time, I had the neighbors down the street call and remark upon the sonic boom. My, that was a memorial occasion.

I usually like to play a game of pull my finger with the young ones first. It gets them involved, so that everyone can share the essence of the event, and no nose is ever left out.

Take it to a public crowded place and let it rip so that all may stand in wonder...this helps bless the cheese.

1. Grip knife firmly.

2. Apply pressure to cheese with blade of knife.

3. Continue to cut cheese.

I got nothin'!

I think Thompson will be Mitt Romney's running mate, gets the south in the Republican side.

I don't really know. But of you do it correctly, no one will know that you are the one who cut the cheese, but everyone will know that it was cut.

Being a woman I never learned the art of cutting the cheese on demand.

Never heard of it but love cheese & why haven't I been invited? What about a cheese board with wire cutter. I await my invitation.

And I keep assessing your behavior for future reference. eat a lot of beans and holding until you go booom; I sure would pay two bucks for that. And you say I have not sense of humor.

i find that, tho it's not necessarily the most polite technique, doing it next to an unpopular guest and giving him the credit serves as a good ice breaker.

The best way I've seen involves a lighter.