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Do you have natural talent for your job? (joke)?
A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."
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18 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Wait, wait, I can't breathe!!! I'm laughing too hard. That one was the best. I wish I could star it more than once!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
If this was a fact, it would be scary to get a divorce from this woman. haha.
- Nina KnowsLv 51 decade ago
Oh yhea that was a brilliant joke **starred it** I like alot of your jokes!
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- 1 decade ago
soooo clever,
guess thats one way to get money out of a bloke.
I think that lawer is related to my 'Out-Laws..
- 1 decade ago
haaaaaaaaahahahahaha
that's so hilarious!!
one of your best!!!
we need to create
TheCultOfBebop
hehe just kidding
Source(s): that would be really cool though....