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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Do you have natural talent for your job? (joke)?

A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Update:

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."

Update 2:

Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.

Update 3:

I just love metaphores, don't you?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Wait, wait, I can't breathe!!! I'm laughing too hard. That one was the best. I wish I could star it more than once!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If this was a fact, it would be scary to get a divorce from this woman. haha.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's the best joke ever!!

    Have a star, my friend!

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh yhea that was a brilliant joke **starred it** I like alot of your jokes!

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  • 1 decade ago

    WOW OMG hahaha lol she was devorce attorney LOL

  • soooo clever,

    guess thats one way to get money out of a bloke.

    I think that lawer is related to my 'Out-Laws..

  • 1 decade ago

    haaaaaaaaahahahahaha

    that's so hilarious!!

    one of your best!!!

    we need to create

    TheCultOfBebop

    hehe just kidding

    Source(s): that would be really cool though....
  • 1 decade ago

    super

  • Sandy
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

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