Could you please recap the past week in 2 sentences or less?

Half of us work tomorrow and half of us are off it's Grundle's baby's one year birthday today and it's my Mama's birthday so I'm a little sad johnnytrash has figured out how to open two browsers and ding is horrified that i love pusssssy breath naka is trying to be strong and wish needs to work on her book but is having toodamnmuch fun on here so she will write tomorrow drkiagcg is only working half day today and off tomorrow i think and i'm trying not to be jealous because she is sick. I think that's pretty much everything. Missed you my Nasty girl. ♥

There's really not much I can add to the other answers above, they've pretty much covered it all. Just wanted to add that Kevin & Amber are in court at their arraignment (in least in the US) and are waiting for the judge to appear and Michael is going to plead that Kevin be put in a Psych ward at the hospital to keep him safe (remember what happened to him the last time he was in jail) and get him the help he needs. He is also there to plead that Amber be released on bond that I have a feeling Mrs C. who is there will pay for since Amber helped her so much. Not sure what Mrs. C. can do for Kevin, but with all her power & money she will find a way to help.I am sure. BTW, it has been proven that Mrs. C. is indeed Katherine Chancellor and not Marge and she & Murphy are engaged and happily living in the Chancellor Mansion. YIPPEE! So great to see you back and looking forward to seeing your great spoilers next week!

Question, how many sentences is less than 2? I just need to know the boundaries before I attempt to answer.

charlotte got her patch off, violation, KIA wanna be AJ got suspended, violation, KIA pees alot got suspended, violation, Cubby whined about being a level 5, violation, Ding tried to sell you on ebay, violation, AJ talked some smack out baseball, violation, chester slappedhiscockon some people, violation, Ompelle became teh official spokesperson for Ohio, violation, Wanda went off the deepend, violation, tublet's in a straight jacket, violation, i cut some people, violation, me and you got it on, violation, and i'm out of bref, violation...

I'm still only at 9% best answers event though i find myself to be freaking hilarious, all the girls are still bi-curious, all the boys are still pervs, everything is as it should be

Sweet Oly's coming to my house in June.

I don't care to remember anything else.

Market up, Obama down....

goat tattoos, GCG's member, and Char's new catch phrase "pusssy breath"

violations galore.

i got violated so much. my boobs look smaller.