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Rckets
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Rckets asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRock and Pop · 1 decade ago

What are 5 songs that YOU think will make me want to drive over a cliff like in Thelma & Louise because.....?

.....they’re so awful? Yeah, jake! jake! inspired this one with his rather dark and ominous death question from yesterday. I figured we might as well go opposite and come up with some of the most wretched songs on the planet that could suck the will to live out of anyone. The cliff part might be a challenge around here since things are rather on the flat side. :)

Update:

HedZy mooZic – Hello there, good to see you. The Bloodhound Gang deserves to be tormented for their juvenile crapola, especially that song you mentioned, ugh!

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Cori - That would more than suffice, I feel weak already.

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Caitlyn B - I can't stand Saline Solution Dion. She needs to be thrown overboard.

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mustang_girlie – I swear there was once a time when Liz Phair was really cool. She’s completely lost it.

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Beatle fanatic – We all have short memories, but I can attest that all those songs are like epic bad for the ages. MacArthur Park should come with a warning label.

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godsmack5291 – Those bands (and Rod) all blow big time. You’d be amazed at how incredible the cover version of Do Ya Think I’m Sexy by Rev Co is.

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Crystalline_Embrace – Conveniently enough, that is the name of the song. “Ladies & Gentleman, we are Saliva and almost as bad as Hinder.”

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Paulie – With that list, I can see the car flying through the air right now. Damn, I hate all those groups with a bloody passion.

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Jess – Plain White T’s don’t get nearly enough disdain in here. Not only is that Hey Delilah song awful but also she’s a dog to add insult to injury.

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Silver * Rose ~ Wolf – I hate Courtney Love but it pains me to admit that I didn’t think Hole did a terrible job on that particular track. It was perhaps the only decent part of The Crow II Soundtrack.

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Persephone – I can honestly tell you that Lifehouse song makes me cringe. So glad I never hear that on the radio anymore, it was painful. I’m surprised you hate Firestarter as much as some of these others, but don’t worry, this is a safe haven. :)

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Gorgon – Hey, Gorgon! That list is a another super strong contender. Not many remember how horrific that Debby Boone track was. Fergie should be forced to ride shotgun with me for that stupid song alone.

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sdmf4u2000 - One of the funniest things I've seen on TV was when they played that Army of Lovers track on Beavis & Butthead. I laughed until it hurt. The only one who could get away with looking that ridiculous was Adam Ant.

Update 14:

Darth Maul Ver 2.0 – The only thing better than the Mobil Star or the AAA Diamond is the coveted Darth Maul Rating for Excellence. Thanks! My Humps is taking a much-deserved beating.

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  • Shades of Grey♥
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    **EDIT**

    I can see that I'm going to have to bring my list into at least the '80s for it to have much meaning ~ but those are the songs that would cause a 'my age' rckets to put the hammer down. :-)

    However, I would like to say that I really like that movie, especially the Hans Zimmer soundtrack. Ditto Kill Bill 2. I *wish* that I could find some Hans Zimmer, but every time I've tried I've ended up with just the songs from the movies ~ not the exquisite southwestern space music that he provides.

    You make loving fun ~ Fleetwood Mac

    Papa don't preach ~ Madonna

    Sunshine on my shoulders ~ John Denver

    Truckin' ~ Grateful Dead

    I am woman ~ Helen Reddy

    **edit**

    Looks like we think alike on Madonna, Deep Floyd :-)

    Okay ~ how about ...thinking... I honestly love you ~ Olivia Newton John

    Good one, rckets!

    Enjoy the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • meep meep
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You know, I'm really not caught up with modern mainstream, but a lot of what I heard has made me scream in agony in public (and I DO get a lot of weird stares)

    I probably will butcher up some spelling and names

    Rihanna: Umbrella. ella ella hella I'm gonna strangle you.

    O-Town: Liquid Dreams. Even when I use to listen to all that bubblegum pop, that song made me cringe in pain.

    Scissor Sisters: Comfortably Numb. And I thought Korn killed Floyd covers.

    Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend. Not only does the lyrics mean nothing, and the song was bad, the whole song was basically the first 30 bad second on repeat

    and finally... CRANK THAT

    Myabe it's so bad because my school had a Crank That themes dance, everyone in my school knows the dance and my school's WONDERFUL step team sank so low to actually do a routine to that song.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    1. Madonna any song

    2. Kiss Fanfare

    3. Aerosmith I Dont Want to Miss A Thing

    4. Van Halen Black And Blue

    5. Micheal Jackson Bad

  • I Could Be Again
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, we don't have a lot of cliffs here either. Personally, I could drive to Galveston, and drive off the seawall to the melodic sounds of:

    Ween - Pushing the Little Daisies

    Michael Bolton - When a Man Loves a Woman

    Bryan Adams, Sting, and Rod Stewart - All For Love

    Color Me Badd - I Want to Sex You Up

    T.a.t.u. - How Soon is Now? (ack, why'd they have to do that to the Smiths?)

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  • DngrsAngl
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    How about

    - Who Let the Dogs Out by I don't remember at the moment, but perhaps my least favorite song ever

    - Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani, where she spells bananas a bunch of times? Why, one wonders.

    - My Humps by Fergie (I believe) Just awful.

    - All Star by Smash Mouth, not only do I hate the song, but it brings back some rather bad memories.

    - Area Codes by Ludacris, a classic of all things horrible.

    Now I must stop thinking of songs I hate, lest any of them become stuck in my head. *shudder*

  • nighttimenightowl
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    okay how about these...

    Party All the Time -Eddie Murphy

    Everybody Have Fun Tonight- Wang Chung

    She Bangs-- Ricky Martin

    Rico Suave--Gerardo

    Hangin' Tough-- New Kids on the block

    I'd do anything for love.... meatloaf

    okay here are a few of my picks for this question.... everyone had some really good ones

  • Huevo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hmmm, let's see what Rckets might hate with an unbridled passion that has not been mentioned already.......

    Extreme - More Than Words

    Colour Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

    Limp Biscuit - Nookie

    Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers

    John Mayer - Your Body Is A Wonderland

    If he can listen to these, then he is truly not human.

  • hedZy ♀ The Dancing Banana
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Hi Rckets! There are many awful songs.. these are the first songs that came to mind.

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - The Bloodhound Gang

    Gimme More - Britney Spears

    The Pick of Destiny - Tenacious D

    I Wanna Love You - Akon

    and finally, that song by Gym Class Heroes that "borrowed" a part of Breakfast In America.. It ruined the original for me.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You on a roll here Bro!! Damn good one!

    1 Crank Dat Soulja Boy (aka the Official song of Hell)

    (I don't know who sings it and frankly, I don't give a rolled up ****)

    2 Rockstar by Nickelback

    3 I Don't Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith

    (Vomit Bag Anyone??)

    4 My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas

    5 Yellow Ledbetter by Squirrel Jam

    (Yea, that's right..Squirrel Jam)

    Source(s): This Question has recieved the.. Darth Maul 5 Star Rating For Excellence
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hmm...I don't want to be too obvious here. So we'll leave out the usual whipping boys (MCR, FOB, PATD) and the axis of mediocrity (Nickelback, Hinder, Seven Mary Third Door Blind etc)...

    1) Our Father- The Singing Nun (interesting to note the poor woman killed herself)

    2) Muskrat Love- Captain & Tenille (those keyboards are the aural equivilant of flatulence)

    3) She's Having My Baby- Paul Anka (ultimate 'woman as chattel' anthem)

    4) We Built This City- Jefferson Starship (nothing needs to be said on this one, complete song doctor musical dishonesty)

    5) Unskinny Bop- Poison (worst. guitar solo. EVER.)

    Not sure about you, but I'd put the pedal to the metal!

    Source(s): Just a guess :)
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