Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?

I know, right!?! And why does your finger nail work just like a little tiny spoon?!?!?

Nostril Size

God has a plan, don't question it. If God wants you to know his plan you will see it. Just like Tarzan was raised by gorillas and is a heathen, God's plan to strand me in the Jungle allowed me to not only show the heathen Tarzan the love of Jesus, but to also spread his word to his gorilla kin. Now if God could only bless me with the gift of tongues so that I can speak with the gorillas. I guess I'll just have to pray hard and leave it up to the Lord.

He just did it that way to tempt us.

You have to have the Spirit of the Lord to understand these things. Like obviously God intelligently designed the banana to fit perfectly into the human mouth. But don't let that give you any wild ideas about the propriety of sticking other roughly-banana-shaped objects in there.

I just wonder how many people stuck their finger in their nose to check!

Golddigger!

Foolish thinking, indeed. Who told you this that our index finger is the same size as our nostrils? Please measure majority/majorities.

Or made our nostrils narrower and bugger-free.

I just asked my priest that yesterday. He looked at my head and said "You have a point there."

I'm a proud nose picker myself!

And my fist is the same size as my boyfriends eye area.

Thus, shiners... every day. It was meant to be.