Question for all atheists, is it true you "refuse" to accept the FSM because....?

I was promised quad shot espressos and all the Pez and cotton candy I could eat.

*Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh*

An atheist is not someone who refuses to accept Jesus, but a person who does not believe in a god. There are many reasons for being atheist. Each person has differing opinions on the universe and that is okay. All people are accountable for their actions, and most accept that. Whoever told you this is ignorant and not to be listened to. It is merely propoganda. There is also confusion in the Christian world over who is atheist. There is a difference between atheists and agnostics. As I said before, and atheist does not believe in a god or higher power. An agnostic believes in a hgiher power but does not define it. I used to be Christian, but I'm not anymore. I do not believe in religion. Many terrible things have been done in the name of god because of religious differences, even minor ones. Organized religions are now merely a business with tax immunity.

I'll get used to the stale beer.

Hey- if you have beer, how bad can hell be?

Stale been in "Hell for all eternity" is better then no beer at all in Heaven.

Pastafarian Hell

u mean i will get to eat pastas forever? im not italian u know!

In a pinch, beer is beer. When I'm flush, beer is Corona Extra.

I'm converted. Praise Rigatoni!

Ra'men

I don't drink beer. Can I have a flat Dr. Pepper instead?

I am waiting for his prophet to come and deliver the meatballs. Then I will follow him anywhere.

I refuse to accept him because he asked me to touch his noodly appendage.