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Would you have gave her a room????
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews.
The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."
The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."
The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."
Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."
"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"
Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"
13 Answers
- oxo_07Lv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Good one babe--lol--Did you notice the guy gives you a thumbs down on your joke? I blocked him this time after sending him note to his e-mail. I can't help it, he really p**t me off...You should block him too...
- Anonymous5 years ago
What are your options? You can't camp on the lawn for 2 weeks. What is wrong with inflating a mattress at night and sharing the room? $19 gets you a good spare bed if you don't have one already. Get to know the girl who may soon be your sister-in-law. It sounds like you are both Christians; each sacrificing a little for the good of the other ought to be a bonding experience, right? If you (and he or she) would like to reduce the crowding, you might find an opportunity here to visit someone yourself for a week. Good luck, and God bless.
- Dj_EzLv 41 decade ago
And now the coffee I was drinking needs to be cleaned off the monitor. Thank you for the laugh!!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHA thats the best comeback ever
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hhahahahaaaa....nice one
- Anonymous1 decade ago
love the comeback babesw xxx
