Have you ever thought you were safe tooting (farting)....?

haha, such a coincidence.....I just walked into the computer room to find my girlfriend on my PC with a bit of a funky aroma surrounding her, when I crinkled my nose in disgust she blamed......the cat.

I havent, but my mother in law did...

I remember my former mother-in-law... who was seated in this posh restaurant..

She excused herself to go freshen up, and when she got up from her seat, she tooted so loud the whole restaurant heard it.

Everyone help their tongue until she left the room and then BUSTED out laughing....

yes unfortunately , in a grocery store. they came around the end and my eyes are burning and they walk right into it

yeah, my mom farted thinking that there was no one at the shoe department, so she let it rip and the salesman popped out from the back.

hers the story.there was this guy at my high school and he shut his eyes and started farting on a bus..lol

Yep, in an elevator!

Nah, who cares? Everybody farts

lol, to tell the truth YES!!!My face got so red becasue they were covering their nose with their hand!!!

what a charmin' picture you have painted =) and yes that has happened~

yeah, in my room. i let one loose, then my mom walked in. how embarrasing!