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Easter Joke! What did the easter egg say to the boiling water??

Its going to take a while for me to get hard.....I just got laid by a chick! =)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    heheheheheeee... THAT WAS A VERY GOOD POST... I'LL HAVE TO SHARE THAT ONE WITH MY FRIENDS!!!

    STAR 4 U

  • 4 years ago

    Easter Joke

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    And so Jesus said unto his 12 disciples as he was nailed to the cross: "No-one had better fcking touch my easter eggs while I'm away, I'll be back for the them on Monday!"

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, good one. Common Easter joke, but still classic.

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't get it! Why is it going to take a while?Eggs

    stay hard all the time, even while a chick is laying

    on it!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    laugh out loud

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL! Cute and funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO! that's funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    good one.

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