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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your

lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    so so funny i could not stop laughing for ages.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    1979

  • Sour
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    dude thats hilarious wish i can give u 100 stars!

  • x_doodle_bum_x
    1 decade ago

    LOL

    sorry but thats one cool joke!

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  • Quizard
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Lmao. That is brilliant.

  • ♥TTC #2♥
    1 decade ago

    haha, thats hilarious

  • duso
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • ღஜღ♥ Dreamy ♥ღஜღ
    1 decade ago

    Lmao thats funny! (^_^)

  • Alexey
    6 years ago

    What? I dont get it -.-

  • Zytrax
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol (^_^)

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