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Race Car Driver Joke?
The racecar driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.
"What's the matter! didn't I satisfy you when we had sex?" he asked.
"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my t!ts and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights'. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish'."
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.
"Nothing, but then you felt my pu*sy and yelled, 'Who the hell left the garage door open'?"
Star it if u like it
12 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
HAhahahshahs.Nice oneGood Joke man .DUDE guess what is ur rating It's 5 stars****** oops Ive given six.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Hmm, if it has been you dream for the last 15 years since you were 4 to be a nascar driver; that would make you 19 years old and you would not need to ask your Dad. Hey I wanted to be a nascar driver this morning , but got talked out of it. Best of luck though.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
too good
hav a star
- 1 decade ago
I'l never date a racer!!!
Thanks...........
Funny n u deserve a star 4 it!
Keep writing...
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
hehehe...........
