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Isn't running through the forest better? (joke)?
A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he''s on ecstasy!"
Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.
@niice kitty
it's not my joke, so go ahead, tell anyone you'd like. claim it as your own if you want to.
@chimpanzee
I think it's because I'm too fugly to do stand up. I do have a face for radio though.
@arcticsnowpanda
I guess I really don't like people who are so full of themselves that they think I care whether or not they've heard something better. your rating simply says that the joke made you laugh. I don't know if it makes sense, but for jokes, there shouldn't be a rating system. It's all just for fun, adding a competitive factor to it ruins the humor, I would prefer someone say that the joke stinks over someone giving me a 7/10.
@jeano,
I know you don't always get to reply, but I do see the stars, thank you thank you thank you.
22 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
oh my god, this has to be the FUNNIEST joke i have EVER heard..!!!!
may i have your permission to tell all my friends this one?!?!?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You have the kind of jokes that I would end up laughing at when I tell it again to my friends.
I even told some of your jokes to my dad and it was still funny how many times I tell it.
Thank you. :)
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- 1 decade ago
HAHAHAH very funny..
hey dude you gotta add me again as yahoo suspended my account if you still interested in reading my jokes.
- 1 decade ago
WOW you got me there, if you were one of those characters maybe you'd be the rabbit! Thanks for your jokes I always see them but don't always have time to 'answer', but I star. have a good one and keep 'em coming!
- 1 decade ago
I think you mean well Hamster.
Dr. BeBop.....please keep up the effort for world humor!
Love your jokes!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Wild rabbit for dinner.
Lov,slurp verrrly.
- 1 decade ago
Ehhhhhh man. thats some Top-Sheet.
You have an exceptional tallent.
this one sneaks up and knocks you off your chair.
