Is Obama a Dark Wizard?

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By Jessica Gresko, Associated Press Writer | July 18, 2007

BOCA RATON, Fla. --Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama is the "Harry Potter parent" who has read all six books about the boy wizard's adventures with his older daughter, his wife said Thursday.
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What is Obama's mysterious connection to Voldemort? Is he a Death Eater, or something more? Does Barack speak Parsel-tongue?

There are just too many questions floating around this candidate, I'm not sure we Democrats can take the risk of nominating him.

If he read the books aloud, then I can quote him as having cast many of the forbidden curses! He has too much power already, if he becomes president he could turn our country into a grape or something.

How much more proof do you need that his campaign is being aided by arcane powers, like inspiration, hope, and caucus votes?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Your weird.

Funny

But, weird

That Marvelous Ape · Answer

Obama is a mudblood. The Dark Lord would have nothing to do with him, nor would the Death Eaters look at him favorably.

He's obviously one of the good ones.

Anonymous · Answer

This question was asked before, but it's been edited this time, to further deceive the people.  Sorry, but my answer is the same as before.  Both you and Jessica Gresko need to grow up.  Instead of reading fairy tales, read the Bible, for a change.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm more concerned about him reading the Bible all the time.

Anonymous · Answer

DARK Wizard? That's racist! How dare you?
(sarcasm)

Let&#39;s Find Peace · Answer

what the heck is a dark wizard??? something on mortal combat or something?

Dude · Answer

Didn't you already ask this one today?

James · Answer

seriously?!what the hell is the matter with you people?

Anonymous · Answer

No

Anonymous · Answer

Um, no.

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