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3 Grandma's.......?
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'
One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison—
We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
I<<<Nurse specializing in Alzheimers patients. They are the funniest people I know. I find that a sense of humor is needed and WANTED in my line of work.
14 Answers
- poppy1Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hi Breeze,
Hehehehehehehehehe.. Oh those Dirty Old GrandMas'..I loved every minute of this Joke.. I guess women never lose their Touch.. Hehehe My Friend.. A Star coming your way..
A Friend,
poppy1
- GrannyLv 61 decade ago
LOL. My mom's nursing home has a garden area. One day I took mom outside in her chair. I was sitting on the bench rubbing lotion on her legs when I turned around to see what she was staring at. Her little old man friend was standing beside a tree with his pants around his ankles, peeing on a tree! It's not a joke, I had to take mom inside and tell the nurses to go get him. Nursing homes can be pretty funny, Especially in the Dementia Units.
- CamiLv 71 decade ago
LOL !! That was very cute. My son is an R.N. and works in a nursing home, he says it helps to keep a sense of humor, and he has some patients that enjoy seeing him because he always has them laughing.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Really funny, puts you in the running for the funniest joke so far this year. Keep em coming. Laughter is the spice of life and humor is the door that leads to laughter.
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- LynnLv 71 decade ago
LOL! Thanks for putting a smile on my face, before I shut down for the night. And here's another star for your sharing
that cute joke. One of the best in quite awhile, I might add.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
:} :) Wish I could remember that to pass on at our coffee get togather today, but I'll probably forget.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha very funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
aww shittttt
