Breeze

40 years of marriage...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding

anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant..

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being

loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen

Mary II appeared in her hands .

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but

an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,

but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband

became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female......

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison—

We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

This 55 year old woman went to get her annual physical one day. Her husband came home to find her topless and bouncing up and down on the bed. He said "What is going on here?" She replied: " My doctor said that I have the health and the firm breasts of an 18 year old....I'm so happy!!! She continued bouncing up and down on the bed...Smiling and laughing... Her husband asked (scarcasticly, with a sneer) "What did he say about your 55 year old a*s?"

"Your name NEVER came up" she replied.

Crazy Ex B/F....I need to change everything. I cannot seem to delete my primary Yahoo ID......I need him and this problem to GO AWAY.....WHAT can I do?