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Senior Ladies after 40 years of marriage?

40 years of marriage...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding

anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant..

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being

loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen

Mary II appeared in her hands .

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but

an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,

but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband

became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female......

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  • CJ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Very good Breeze and very true too! But you know, we will never change them - without the help of a fairy anyway! Thanks for the laugh!

    Have a star! CJ

  • lathem
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    You dont of direction might desire to love my answer notwithstanding if it rather is my opinion. you be responsive to deep down the respond is not any. of direction it rather is her first dating shes a new child, confident a new child, if the be conscious teen follows your age you're actually not an grownup. She hasnt experienced existence yet and nonetheless some what in a fable worldwide. You on the different hand,have been employing for years, residing on your person, helping your self, and might legally purchase a drink. She hasnt. This dating wont final for many different motives. If she have been 30 and you have been 38 wouldnt be a issue yet you be responsive to deep down this might in straight forward terms lead to heartache for her. do no longer circulate in mutually it rather is going to in straight forward terms feed the fable for her. in case you incredibly might desire to make it artwork, date her, courtroom her, take care of her top, then perhaps after 2 years while shes 21, then perhaps evaluate moving in mutually yet i wouldnt even try this. Make her a usual rate female and marry her and then circulate in, years from now of direction. interest what ought to in case you have in user-friendly, different than shes particularly and inspired by employing you reason you're older "mature to her" and how and the place did you meet? and you advantageous she isnt your rebound? think of it over..for you and her ....Plus 5 months isnt something you dont rather be responsive to eachother and you're nonetheless the two putting your terrific foot forward and nonetheless in honey moon area lovey dovey yet relationships get actual speedy and it takes lots. Its straight forward while its great its no longer straight forward on a bad day is she waiting for that?

  • Miz D
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Thanks for the laugh! I was afraid that some poor woman was asking for advice about what to do when her 40 year marriage ended in a divorce.

    P.S. I have met a couple of male fairies. Tee Hee

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFL that is a good one.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Thanks Breeze...I like this one!!!!!! so true...be careful what you wish for!!! hahahaha

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