Why do christians find it hard to imagine that God could speak Jive?

turn the other buttcheek and slap my fro'

Holy Roller wit a backpack, you done parted da red sea Moses, how you do dat der?

Mo'ver here man, and hear dees 10 commandments out fo me.

1. Ain't no otha motha before me.

2. Don't even TRY to picture me in da chuch.

3. Don't use me in yo foul mouth.

4. Sundy is da good day.

5. Yo mom an pops be cool cats, ya dig?

6. Don't be killin.

7. Don't do it with someone elses woman, man.

8. Don't be theivin.

9. Don't tell nobody you seen me if you ain't.

10. Don't covet, Jive Turkey.

I don't know about that. He sounds fairly former in the Kings James English, and I don't recall him ever being crude, rude, or unrefined. Okay, he did call the pharisees whited sepulcres, but I don't think he was trying to be rude. He was just pointing out the weakness of the competition.

Sorry, but I don't know Jive. I'm sure God could speak to you in whatever you're best able to understand, and we are all so uniquely different that He is not limited in the way He communicates with us. Sadly, I probably wouldn't understand (*sigh*) - (Does this mean I'm left out in the cold? :-( Or would someone be able to translate for me? :-)

Hey sucka,

what we be having here is a list of crap you can't do.

1. Don't be killin nobody

2. Don't be creeping in the back door

3. Fo sho don't be touching my shi...

4. Watch yo mouth foo

meh im bored...

Hard to believe? Why just the other I heard God say,

"Was up in ta hood, yo' sucka's wanta make my da' ?"

"I'll bust a lightenin' bolt up side yo hed."

Sup punk God fo sho down wid it

People see God or Jesus or whoever in their own way. As far as I'm concerned, there is no definitive representation of who or what you believe in.

I speak Jive, and have had long talks with him.

I don't speak no jive. But I love that movie you have as your avitar!

Funny how you don't seem to think that God could speak Redneck English.