Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the reddest neck of all? (joke)?

Question

After living in the remote wilderness of Virginia's Appalacian Mountains all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. 
Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy," 
He bought the 'picture,' but on the way home he remembered his wife,Lizzy, didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn. Every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. 
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One dayafter her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. 
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,"So that's the ugly ***** he's runnin' around with.

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That is really funny, I'll have to show the Hubby this one. I'll ck out your other ones.

Amber · Answer

Me an' my brotha Bubba, we be downrite offended by these here insultin' words!

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the hippy pirate liked that one a lot. he even starred it just for you. argh.... yo yo ho and a bottle of rum.

♥Lang_H93♥ · Answer

hahahaa thats one of my favorites of yours
you're fantastic! you're the best! I love you!

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aabigaa2 · Answer

ha ha

have a star

♥ ♥ Sweetest♥ Sin♥ ♥ · Answer

LMAO....Rednecks Gotta love em!!!

Hazy Daisy · Answer

LOL...very cute!

iluvgoldie2 · Answer

hahahahahahahahaha!
that is so funny!
i love it!

Falcons Blade · Answer

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Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the reddest neck of all? (joke)?

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