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How about this one?
A highway patrolman was watching the road for speeders when he noticed a car going 32 miles an hour. Since the minimum speed for the Highway was 40 mph, he decided to pull the car over.
Once the car was pulled over, the patrolman got out of his car and walked toward the vehicle. As he neared, he noticed the driver and passengers were elderly women.
"Do you know you were going 32 mph?"
The elderly driver said, "Yes, I was going the speed limit."
"Ma'am," the patrolman continued, "You were going 38 mph under the limit".
"No, sir," the lady responded,"I was going 32 mph, exactly the speed limit."
Suddenly the patrolman realized the issue. "Ma'am, 32 is the highway number. Interstate 32." Embarrased the elderly woman simply nodded and said,"Oh."
Seeing that the problem was only a misunderstanding, the patrolman began to leave, but then noticed the passengers in the back were a little flustered. “Excuse me,” he asked, “Are the ladies in the back alright? They seem to be a little flustered.”
“Oh, they’re fine,” the lady said, “We just got off of I-120.”
7 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
That is great! LOL!
this one is good too:
A man is caring for his young daughter while his wife is at work. An hour or so before the wife gets home, the little girl asks her daddy if he wants to have a tea party. He agrees, and the young girl toddles off. A few minutes later she comes back with a small plastic tea cup full of water, and hands it to her daddy. He drinks it, the little girl giggles, and toddles away, returning again in a few moments with more water, which the man drinks. This continues for about half an hour. The man calls his wife, telling her that she just has to come see how cute this is, what their daughter is doing. So when she gets home, she watches her daughter toddle back and forth with the little cup once or twice. Her husband says, "See, isn't she just adorable?" His wife looks at him and, smiling, says, "There is only one place low enough for her to get that water from, you know."
- 1 decade ago
That was funny!!
Oh Nikole. That actually happened to my dad but with my little brother! haha!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
good one thanks
