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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Girls Night Out.?

I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sht.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    LMAO!

  • 1 decade ago

    I haven't had one of those kind of girls night out in a long, long , time.

    But I did have a nice day 2 weeks ago out with some family and friends at the ranch and I believe I did have one two many and came home to late rushing to the bathroom but right at the entrance of the restroom door my bladder gave way.

    Next time I go out I guess I will have to wear a pamper if I plan to have more than two more.

    Yep, my drinking days are over..................................

    GOD BLESS!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "...and did I mention that I think the cuckoo bird has been getting drunk on the job?"

    =P

  • 1 decade ago

    rotflmaoooooooooo poor thing she thought she was being sneaky caught her silly self

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  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHA! that's the cutest thing ever!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha :)

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao...that was funny keep them up

    Source(s): me:)
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o0 man im barely able to stay still out of laughter...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahha that just made my day (:

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahahaha!

    that s so funny!

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