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I want to go on a mission to America?
to propogate the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Particularly in Utah and the south. How will the unbelievers react? Will I be martyred for His Noodliness?
Ramen
Thanks for the link to that game.
10 Answers
- ?Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
You know what? America has already been "missionized" enough for hundreds of years.
If you've got tons of money and want to do some good here then open up some factories or something--I'm sure you'll be welcomed with wide open arms....
- 1 decade ago
I believe the venerable Deepak Chopra dwells there, casting his seeds of love and pearls of wisdom with gay abandon to all who would incline their ear ...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You'll have many to aid you on your Noodly Mission.
RAmen.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
They'll probably kidnap you, take you to an Evangelical Service and sacrifice you to God while attacking you with pitchforks and fire.
heh.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
May its caring noodley appendage protect you.
ra'men.
- 1 decade ago
They would welcome you with plates of steaming love with lots of sauce and cheese. Good luck with your mission and know that my heart is with you. Love and peace.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh come on! Please spare us!
