god is everpresent everywhere according to christian doctrine, so believers,when you are in the act of?

He created us. He knows what will happen, when it will happen, and how it will happen. Why be embarrassed? He created us in a form to have sex.

There is nothing in the Word that infers his intention is to be intimidating concerning sex. It is quite the opposite of that. He intends on being an every present comfort to us. So instead of looking at it as I can't perform because God is watching, if the sex act is approved by God (married to one partner, good non abusive or neglected relationship, willing partner of the opposit sex) then you can bang your spouse with pride and really please God by being good, patient, thoughtful and even exciting in bed. Check out how king Solomon talked about his lover. It's written in old English, but the whole book is talks about the intimate beauty of the girl, her breasts, thighs, and even what she tastes and smells like. You can find out alot about how God thinks about sex in the Bible. No need to wonder or make it up for yourself.

i dont worry about it...He made me and He knows everything...THIS IS WAY TOO PERSONAL AND OFFSUBJECT

Hey, the Bible God is a Peeping-tom Fist Class... Instead of watching Eve so she won't eat from the forbidden fruit and send the whole world that God loves so much to Hell... he is spending the time watching you perform in bed!!!

Regardless of any “free will” the Bible GOD COULD HAVE PREVENTED Eve from touching a fruit from the wrong tree simple because God is love! If God would have done so there would be no need to send anybody to hell and God the Son Jesus Christ didn't have to die for anybody on a Holy Rugged Cross!

It becomes very obvious to anybody that God is an outright mass killer pervert who loves to kill and hurt people almost everybody just to satisfy his unique sadistic thirst for “justice.” God already had a Devil set up before Eve ever touched the “forbidden fruit”. There was also a Hell created to punish Satan and his “fallen” angels. The Bible God didn’t have a single “Guardian Angel” available watching over EVE to protect NOT ONLY HER, but the WHOLE HUMAN RACE from going to Hell.

God PREVENTED that anybody would kill Cain for murdering Abel by placing an effective “free will” proof “Hands OFF” mark on him! No matter how much “free will” an assassin would have he/she wouldn’t be able to kill Cain!!! God could have done something similar to protect Eve from touching the forbidden fruit!

God PREVENTED that Abraham slash his son Isaac’s throat to demonstrate his allegiance to God. In the same way he could have prevented Eve from touching the forbidden fruit so he would save billions of souls that he loves so much from going to Hell without having to kill his ONLY BEGOTTEN SON…! The Bible God is a dedicated Killer!

Regardless of any “free will” myth God personally intervene and PREVENTED that the Heathen King Abimelech had sex with Abraham sister, wife and hooker Sarah so “King Abimelech wouldn't sin against God". God was present in the Royal Bedroom to PREVENT a questionable sexual activity that this king might have enjoyed with Sarah! But God is nowhere to be seen near Eve or his untouchable fruit tree to prevent that the WHOLE HUMAN RACE that he loves so much go to be tormented for ever and ever in a sulfuric burning Lake of Fire. It doesn’t take too many neurons in anybody’s mind to figure out that the Bible writers were a bunch of perverts creating a God so full of Holy Crap for everybody to worship!!!

Genesis 20:2-6 …and there Abraham said of his wife Sarah, "She is my sister."* (*incest was allowed all along “until Moses changed it”) Then Abimelech king of Gerar sent for Sarah and took her. But God came to Abimelech IN A DREAM ONE NIGHT* (*only God knows how many nights he was watching this king perform in his bedroom!) and said to him, "You are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a married woman.”* (*it would have been perfectly OK if Sarah had no husband!) Now Abimelech had not gone near her, so he said, "Lord, will you destroy an innocent nation?* (*God and this Heathen King discuss National Security issues in a dream!!! Too bad CNN was not there to interview the King!) Did he not say to me, `She is my sister,' and didn't she also say, `He is my brother'?* (*can you imagine a holy man of God handing over his sister and wife for the unrestricted sexual pleasure of this Heathen king?) I HAVE DONE THIS WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE AND CLEAN HANDS." Then God said to him in the dream, "Yes, I know you did this with a clear conscience* (*so as long as you do it with a clear conscience and clean hands you can’t possibly “sin” against God and go to Hell), and so I have kept you from sinning against me. That is why I did not let you touch her.”* (*God never changes! So now you know even if you are not a Christian that if you are having problems in bed with any new sex partner maybe God is there preventing you from sinning… So make sure you keep Viagra handy!)

Can you imagine the Bible God Creator of this humongous Universe peeping-tom into your bedroom to find out what kind of sexual activities you are planning for tonight? BUT HE IS SO NAIVE NOT WATCHING EVE or doing anything like setting up a “flaming sword flashing back and forth” like he did around the tree of life TO PREVENT EVE from eating of the forbidden fruit tree.

Did the Bible writers planned that way to send the whole human race to HELL for their fancy God’s personal enjoyment? All this makes the Bible God a first class deranged pervert!!! God could have done the same peeping tom spying on Lucifer to find out about his plans to overthrow him in that alleged revolution in Heaven… God created Lucifer with the ability to become Satan MUCH BEFORE Eve ever touched the forbidden fruit and so God eagerly created Hell, too for his enjoyment!

Compare the story of King Abimelech and Sarah to the story of King David and Bathsheba… They committed adultery of the kinkiest sort! After Bathsheba was done having sex with King David she was probably drenched in royal sperm so she took a shower to "purify herself" (2 Sam 11:4). She became pregnant, too while God was watching them perform in bed!!! No sin here! King David had to have Bathsheba’s husband killed to keep her. Bathsheba became King David’s favorite wife. God (NOT SATAN) had the baby boy killed in a long sickness so he won’t be in David’s way! Later on, Bathsheba mothered King Solomon the greatest granddad of God the Son Jesus Christ! God was watching King David all along, but he didn’t do anything to stop him from having sex with Bathsheba or when King David had her husband killed! But God didn’t hesitate to stop the Pagan King Abimelech from having sex with Sarah so he wouldn’t sin! Isn’t this a despicable conduct of the scummiest sort? You can only read it in the Holy Bible. The clergy has no explanation other than God knows best! He did it for a purpose! Who can know the mind of God? And so on…

We are told in the Bible that God was pleased to send his ONLY BEGOTTEN SON to be totally beaten, tenderized and thoroughly marinated in Roman spit as prep for crucifixion to pay for the "original sin" of Eve eating from the forbidden fruit. I’m sure that God the Son Jesus Christ must have asked his Sadistic Heavenly Father, “Hey Dad, wouldn’t have been easier to stop Eve from eating the forbidden fruit?” He must have asked this question while sweating blood praying in the Garden of Gethsemane dead scared of dying for anybody! The whole Bible Theology is very silly! The problem is that hardly anybody reads the Bible objectively… Most preachers tell you that the Bible doesn’t mean what it says and needs to be interpreted by men of God full of the Holy Ghost… and plenty of BS!

Bottom line: The Bible God is a confirmed peeping-tom pervert capable of preventing a Heathen King from having sex with Abraham’s old sister and wife Sarah so this lost Heathen king wouldn’t sin against God, but God is not interested at all in preventing Eve from eating of the forbidden fruit that has the penalty of sending the whole human race to Hell!!! Do the Bible writers want us to believe that God is mentally unbalanced or just a sadistic pervert?

BTW… Abraham’s sister and wife Sarah was about 90 years of age. This fact alone must have made the whole sexual tryst worth watching… Hey, I give the Bible God some credit. I’d be curious, too…