Blond joke!!!!!!!!!!!and a rude 1 lol?

Lol

it was ok

but tranios joke was better

there was a blond, a brunette, and a mexican. they were walking in the woods and got caught by indians. the indians tied up the mexican and said " any last words before we kill you? "

the mexican points and says " agua! " the indians turn around while the mexican escape

the indians turn to the brunette and says " any last words? " the brunette points and says " hurricane! " when the indians turn the brunette escapes.

the indians then turn to the blond and says " any last wrods before you die? " then the blond points and says " fire! " then the indians fire at her head with the gun.

there was a blond and a brunette getting ready to go to the mall, right when they are about to leave the blond ask " can you wait here for a second? i want a cup of orange juice." so the brunette says ok and the blond goes inside for the juice.

the brunette sits and the car and starts waiting and waiting until it pases an hour later. the brunette wonders why it is taking so long and she goes inside the house. when she enters she sees her friend staring at a cup of orange juice! the brunette ask " why are you staring at the juice? " then the blond says " i am staring at the juice because it is made from concentrate!"

once there was a blond that lived with her husband that worked in the mornings. when the husband left to work the blond started a puzzle that she bought at the store. 4 hours later the blond calls her husband from work crying and says " honey can you please come home there is a problem going on!!" the husband then says " honey whats wrong why are you crying?" the blond then says " i bought this puzzles and everytime i try to put a pieces where its supposed to go it keeps breaking! " ok ill come over im done with work already." so the husbadn leaves work to see his wife at home. when he enters the house he ask if he could see the puzzle. the blond show her husband the puzzle and he just stares at her for a while. he says " honey you called me all the way from work so i could see the puzzle correct? " she says yes. " and i hope you know thats not a puzzle.... its a cereal box, you are playing with corn flakes not a puzzle."

one day a blond was shopping for a T.V and went down to the store. she went inside and asked is she could buy the T.V in the window at the front of the store. the clerk tells her no because she is blond. the blond gets angry and leaves to go dye her hair red then comes back. " excuse me but, can i buy that T.V in the window?" the clerk looks at her and says, " no because you are blond " then the blond ask " how do you know i am blond i even dyed my hair! " the clerk looks at her and says " i did not say you were blond i said you were blind! that is not a T.V that is a microwave! "

Why was the blonde fired from the M & M factory? She kept throwing out all the W's.

a blonde's dog died. so she decided to bury it. when her brunnete friend came over she saw one patch of soil and 3 holes. when the blonde explained that her dog had dies and that she had buried it, the brunnete asked why there were two other holes. the blonde said'they werent deep enough'

if u want more i got heeps more but i cant bother typing

first posters was awesome!

i dont get it