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would you have changed anything !!!!!!!!

for me i would have brought a house earlyer and not smoked so much weed lol

i wanted to be a farmer all my life when our cows got bse i finished farming and became a welding engineer and now 8 years down the line i own a on line meds company !!!! and travel the world !!!!! are you still doing what you went to college for !!!!!!!!!!!!!

iam now living in China and i cant log in to my ebay account has any1 got any idea s or a way arround this thanks

Blond girl doing a jigsaw says to husband "can you help me"? its supposed to be a tiger ". Husband sighs and says "put the fcukin frosties back in the box"

A women is rushed into hospital for a fanny transplant but the operation has to be put on hold as the replacement cun+ is still reading message !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanya beach in China !!!!!!!

when i grew up thats where i lived in derbyshire,Great Britain so why is it no longer called this ?????we used to be united with Scotland and wales we were as one,So wtf dose scotland think it will be better off with out us????whats next new bumper stickers with EL instead of GB

Lady goes on holiday 2 the Caribbean and meets a black man.After the best banging she has ever had she asks him his name.

He says my name is snow an the lady starts laughing,The man asks why are you laughing,She replies, my husband will never believe i had 12 inches of snow in the Caribbean !!!!

Paddy weighs 20 stone so his doctor puts him on a diet, "i want you 2 eat regularly for 2 days,then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks , you should loose 5 lbs." When paddy returned,he shocked the doctor by having lost 4 stone."Thats amazing the doc said".......paddy nodded....i tell u be jesus,i taut i was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day." What from hunger said the doc?.."No from the fcukin skippin!!!!!!!!!!!

I woke early this morning the earth lay cool an still,When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill,He sang a song so lovely,so carefree so gay , That all my troubles began to slip away,He sang of far off places of laughter an of fun,It seemed his very chirping brought up the morning sun, Stirrred beneath the covers crept slowley out of bed, and gently shut the window and crushed his fcuking head. I'm not a morning person.

Lady goes on holiday 2 the Caribbean and meets a black man.After the best banging she has ever had she asks him his name.

He says my name is snow an the lady starts laughing,The man asks why are you laughing,She replies, my husband will never believe i had 12 inches of snow in the Caribbean !!!!

rise untill october lol what a wanker glad am in china and only paying 48 p a litre i think it was near on 20 years ago when it was this price in the UK WHY DONT HE DROP IT BY 20p a litre and help get these halage firms back in profit ??????????

ok i have smoked between half to an oz of weed every week for the last 15 years in the UK !! i now live in China and have stopped smoking weed for just a month now and i have started to dream anyone have any idea why weed stop s you dreaming !!!!!!!!!!!

gave you thumbs down for telling the truth

ok so iam in china and today we was stopped around 3 or 4 times with them asking about the UK and how much culture there was and is and how lovely the UK is and blarrr blarr blarrrrr There is no culture left in the UK they might have been 100 years ago but there is non now i can name at least 5 places where you close your eyes and stand there and think ummmm iam in india but its colder lol so what has happend to UK CULTURE THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today we went fishing of sanya beach and caught a milkie white snake i have tryed to find it on google also yahoo and still cant find what it is called !!!As i brought it in onto the beach the local ppl started going mad shouting poison poison kill you dead !!! this snake seemed to be milkie white / pail yellow and around 2 feet long it had teath and bit hard onto the hook remover when it was let go it seemed to burry its self backwards into the sand next to the sea !!! any ideas anyone please

public place illegal then what about all the cafes where will we be able to smoke the big fat 1s with a cup a tea!!!!!!!!!!!

one day they will be able to give us a sleeping jab so we sleep in a relax ed state untill our desternation eg on a 12 hour flight so we would nt moan about leg room and them kids cryin !!!!!!

but with no problem s brought back to be a thriving animal again