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I like to get some good book titles for my kid and need your consideration if this sounds good for a 10 yr old
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of Western Europe- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
“Bubba” Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"
"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
22 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I think your ten year old will grow to be a perfectly well adjusted example of the master race. Might I suggest that you add "I do not like green eggs and Zyklon B" by Dr Zeuss to your list.
- Kat*Lv 71 decade ago
Some of those are brilliant. You'll become a best seller in no time!
I especially like "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy", "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" and "How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School".
- dustykLv 41 decade ago
LOL I like "Dad's New Wife Timothy" and "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" the best. All wonderful books for an impressionable 10 year old boy.
- smellyfoot ™Lv 71 decade ago
You forgot "Daddy Lives With the Baby Sitter Now, And It Is All Your Fault." That's a great book, I suggest everyone reads it at least once by the time they are 12!
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- 1 decade ago
ok no offense but ive neva heard of those and I dont think yout child would like to read those but u should get him hooked to the harry potter series about a boy who can do magic and goes to a wiarding school but his parents died when he was a baby because Lord voldemort an evil wizaard killed his parents and tried to kill him with a spell but Harry was was the only wizard who survived the killin curse. This book makes u want to read.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
All above titles fit in with the No Child Left Behind laws. You could add "What Happens When Condoms Break"
- Duncan w ™ ®Lv 71 decade ago
It might be a little young for him but when my son was eight he loved "101 Uses for a Severed Penis" (we have a copy signed by the author; who was married to a friend of my wife at that time) I have attached a source for the book and an article about the book for your convenience.
http://www.alibris.com/search/books/isbn/096951873...
http://www.peak.sfu.ca/the-peak/95-1/issue3/bruno....
the book was inspired by Lorena Bobbit's famous attack on her husband:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt
(I am serious, he laughed for hours!)
- FreemanLv 51 decade ago
Without much ado, may I add......
"Impress Your Friends, Shock Your Father".
Thats the first step to better parenting Monsieur Tyler.
