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My "friend" Penfold is complaining about an uphill struggle about Barclay bills and is surprised by his partners lavish live style and will go to the extreme and sell pencils with porn motives.

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I dunno.

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Except Suffolk UK.... its done with mirrors by the Knesset

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Is there a way to to see if it will explode?

Prussian marching music coming over the hill side?

What should I do?

As a German entrepreneur extraordinaire I have this great idea for the the folks of Suffolk and to their utmost delight, instead of the usual boring like...... the The 4th Suffolk Folk Festival, to bring this great American pass time to their doorsteps, with a authentic Coon BBQ, horseshoe games,a rifle booth and lots of beer.As musical guest we'll have the Southern Discomfort and The Good O'le Boys with their latest hit "Married my Cousin".I think it'll attract record crowds and I'll make a bundle.

Do you agree?

Last year I tried a Flea market Swap shop down in Pakenham with German antique goods and it went bust. The only things we sold during the weekend was three old WW2 air raid sirens, whose sound BTW scared the hell out of the Germans but the British buyers thought they had a lovely sound and makes them reminiscent of things in the past. Go figure.

Should I go ahead and schedule this great event with the Suffolk Council?

And what other attractions do you suggest?

I need to make a Dorsal Fin Fluffin Shark Soup for our annual Church raffle at the Church of Bipolar Opposition of Aquatic Rodents, to take an evil spell off a lady from Suffolk. Penny (not her real name) has been suffering from delusions instead of concentrating on Christmas cookies. She subscribes to every conspiracy theory ever written including this one.

Her spell has been casted by powerful evil Highlander clans during last summers solstice.And do I need fresh ground Unobtanium with it?

I tried substituting this with shredded foreskin from an albino Beluga whale but it didn't work.

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I need one particular example from Suffolk UK to conduct very bad experiments with.

I mean really really mean things.

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It works but you have to watch your back and have a phone handy.

Jones, a wealthy financier, had on many occasion in the good old days - when trains were flourishing and coaches were the last word in technological luxury - crossed the continent by Pullman. He was well known and well served and was accustomed to every convenience, particularly when dining. Imagine his exasperation, then, when it turned out that the chef did not have tutti-frutti ice cream.

To the Serbian Mafia and then gave them a plane tickets for two to Dubrovnik as birthday gift?

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We're kicking dust around this morning in Berlin headquarters due to boredom whilst rummaging through old fashioned elbow-freedom plans.When Herr Siegbert von Rippenknickers pointed out that his pals at his private club "Odessa"

(Organization Der Ehemaligen SS Angehörigen ) or short in Germany the "good ol'e boys dug up Himmlers evil plan on having the 3rd Nordsee flotte (Naval fleet) join the Uboots in Warnemünde to place a large scale embargo of the entire import on Marmalade shipment through the English Channel and cut Suffolk UK off from this mind altering substance.Especially Grapefruit and Orange.

This is not an act of aggression on our part because we heard the folks in Suffolk trying to sell potatoes with stab wounds to us. I even understand the pack their potatoes and name every single one too, word has it they'll even separate them by religion too..... Infidel-Spud is one brand name. This will create havoc in Germany and of course create a meltdown in the German efficient organization as we know it.

Are we over reacting?

As events will have it, I grew a large quantity of genuine nearly dry nose hair which keeps extruding from both my nostrils. First I build a over sized Cello with a rapid retracting nose hair gearshift to make the sounds variable. Also I had a ship rope made of it, to see the limits of human grown sebaceous gland strength at its glory.Anyhow I got kind of weary with the follicle issue.

Or should I make camouflaged tents for the middle east out of the goods?

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Because Brussels would have to set € 80 billion as immediately help just to bridge the islands teeth. I have a friend in need of dental work its more than my mortgage.I say keep Britain British.