What are your Top 5 Bets for Extraterrestrial Life in the Solar System?

100 to 1 will be smarter than humans

2 to 1 lay eggs

5 to 1 will have 2 penis

17 to 3 will be Jews

evens will speak German and do a silly walk

Those would have been my picks too, except for Mars. That planet is deader than Yahoo Answers of late.

I'd list Io first, though. Also, atmospheric pressure is correlated to temperature, so at some point in Jupiter's massive atmosphere the temperature would be a balmy 75 degrees F with maybe some giant ammonia sucking balloon critters floating around.

Most likely place to find evidence of alien life is Mars because its in the habitable zone where water could possibly exist unfrozen but below boiling point. Also there is a face on Mars which proves that there was once a Martian civilisation that made everything out of red mud. Its even possibly that some of these bald spike headed freaky looking creatures escaped to Earth when the environment on Mars became uninhabitable.Can you see where I'm headed with this?

Earth, Mars, Europa, Ganymede, Ceres, Titan.

It's really cold at Saturn. But it appears that Titan has a liquid ocean underground, and the hard surface floats around on it. It could be liquid water. We'll know more about Ceres when the Dawn mission gets there. Crunchy ice on the outside - soft chewy center?

The Moon

Mars

Hot Space Vixens

Starchild from '2001'

Cheese on the Moon

1. The inside of Bill Gate's colon...

2. Secreted away in a little known top secret government piece of desert real estate known as Area 69...(some weird looking hookers have been seen leaving the place...)

3. They're hiding on The Dark Side of the Moon as they intercept important top secret government transmissions and Pink Floyd Music...

4. Tom Cruise's children...

5. They all live in a villa in France called "X-tra Terrestrialoma..."

(Simply follow the erie green glow on the horizon...and incidentally...strange-looking hookers have ALSO been seen leaving THAT place, as well...just a UFO FYI for ya...yessirree!)

the acrobats from the Cirque du Soleil are definitely extraterrestrials I believe Europa is their planet of origin

Then there are the Sirens of Titan

Martians are real, I have seen em.

Earth for sure

Women are from Venus

Enceladus has living breathing wheat-flour pancakes

Europa has little Gollums

Mars has little Orange Oompa loompas

Titan has methane so there must be sphincters that landed from Uranus

And I reckon IO has got giant scorpion like creatures on it or Loompa Oompas with scorpion pincers

1. Europa

2. Europa

3. Europa

4. Europa

5. Europa

But I'd actually rate Enceladus as a very close second.

1. Earth

2. Mars

3. Moon

4. Phobos

5. Europa

:)