Have you congratulated a fired colleague lately for his new found freedom and sleeping till noon now?

No. That's cold.

Congratulations!

You must get a grip! Your handmade urinals are not colleagues, they are just painted potties. They don't have a personal relationship with you however much glaze you apply. The idea of a lazy liberated urinal is a uniquely German concept.

Hi Tyler! Why yes I have ... though it is a relative; not a colleague. This person just hates mornings, and is willing to go from his auto sales job to fast food.......just to be able to work nights, lol.

I hope there was one verbal and one written warning before he was fired otherwise you will be getting a visit from his Solicitors Stalkthem, Hasslemaker and Burndown Premises.

No, that's something I would NOT do. Tell him that around the first of the month when all his bills come due!

Yes i did when he knocked on the door for his 20th cup of sugar this week...lol I will help what i can' as it's not fun trying to kick a comrade when their down...............

No, because I am not a rude arrogant a$$hole consumed with schadenfreude.

I fired the last one so we don't talk much.

Yes I have, but it was in a fit of jealousy. He got the axe that I wanted Damn him!!!!