How to keep a friend from panhandling and loitering?

Bear Baiting is shameful, and has been outlawed in UK for, oh...ages. I don't know what passes for entertainment in Teutonia or wherever it is, but it's barely fair to taunt a Bear,who hasn't any noggin hair. Pay off Bill Barclay for him, then he won't have to send the Mole up the pole, or go on the dole.

Hope this helps.

Tell me more about the pencils please.

I see nothing wrong with handling a few pots and pans. Some of us have to wash the dishes in return for having our meals served in bed. As for loitering, it should be a capital crime. People tossing candy wrappers on the sidewalk like they own the planet! Disgusting! Off to the hoosegow with him!

It sounds like your friend must be at an all-time low in his life.

I suggest you suggest he go mountain-climbing again, like to a casino, then kissing up to his wife so she buys you an extravagant present, like a whale.

That way, at the end of next month when the new summary comes in, he will look back to this time and think, "What a fool I was to complain!"

He may then even thank you for having taught him a valuable life lesson.

Thankyou Peggy, a little support is most welcome when the big nasty Hun is attacking the ickle bickle fwuffy wuffy bear. My debts are entirely the result of expenses I was tricked into whilst under hypnosis by someone who shall remain nameless in their spiky helmet and jack boots. I have examined my credit card bill and I have no recollection of needing or ordering the following:

1 Beluga whale

1 45" nail

2 tickets to see Jurgen Flushausen the one armed violinist

1 pair of shoulder mounted Chihuahua holsters

1 Flushausen bespoke urinal and bathroom suite

Tell him you want to discuss all the children of the world coming together and joining hands in the spirit of peace and prosperity that Obama is trying to usher in..THAT should get him off your corner....

Yeah, I heard he was down to his last Penny. And "friends" shouldn't gloat!

Help this Hope full little fellow.

Loan him some money..Would you rather your friend be arrested or would you rather give him money..I think that is the best way to solve this issue.

Bag him, string him up, and turn him into a pinata...that'll stop him, then we can all have a go...!

I thought you were the panhandler

You say that like its wrong.