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Farmer & Granny Crabtree
I like farms and moles and french girls on rolls...or is it french girls with moles? ...Patsy Decline...Cow-Pie Patty and the Spah-lops!...Joe Maphis..Jimmy Dean Poke Sausage.... Luv spinach, corn, carrots and the leaves that are green....in fact, ALL Simon & Garfunkel......but mostly Granny!
Do 'best answers' count when the 'voters' choose them?
We ask because we had this retarhd friend who disappeared after we put all this hard work into a good answer....
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=201001...
Granny Crabtree: "He just plumb wokked away and fore-got uz!"
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys10 years agoAre the American Republican working class happy that their elected officials are?
dismantling the unions, according to the wishes of their wealthy and well funded lobbyists and owners?
Granny Crabtree: "Do they realize this is the end of their own benefits and pension plans, and the beginning of class warfare between the obscenely wealthy and the impoverished, as they squeeze the life out of the middle class?!"
8 AnswersElections1 decade agoIs this here chart accurate? Does it sum up the pepuls of the wurld?!?
Granny Crabtree: "I luuuuuuuuuuves me some charts and graphs!"
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=6382
I wanna thank mah lovely wife for finding me this here chart..
5 AnswersCivic Participation1 decade agoIs the moon made of boogers?!?
I mean, whut if the moon is just sum big ol' slimy snotball from the nostril......of Gawd!?
Granny Crabtree: "Mah husband is stoopid! Everybody knows it's green cheese, not green boogers!"
8 AnswersHomework Help1 decade agoWhy the hail does stinky french cheese taste like something just died?
Granny Crabtree: ¨Yew wan't summa mah toe jam on that brie?¨¨
8 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoWhut kind of a hoe would keep asking questions over and over about a rake?
Granny Crabtree: 'Ain't nuthin' sacred no more?! Whut about the children?!¨
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoNBC lets Conan walk away from his 'Tonight Show', or perhaps, causes it..Big Mistake?!..or not...?
Personally, I've loved Conan's ability to think on his feet, the moving lips interviews, Triumph, his hilarious remotes, for years now...I think NBC will experience a continued ratings plummet and Conan will go on to a classy cable show...like Bill Maher did..I only hope FOX doesn't get their hands on him, but wherever goeth Conan, so goeth I...a dedicated fan...
Granny Crabtree: "Ah loves me sum hot Coco!"
6 AnswersComedy1 decade agoIs 'Chuck' like, one of the coolest spy shows ever ever ever>?~!?
Granny Crabtree: "I would leave mah husband for a nice hung,..uh..I mean YOUNG man like Chuck!"
1 AnswerWords & Wordplay1 decade agoHave yew noticed on that 89 cents Taco Bell 5 layer burrito ad, that everything's goin' fine until?
they roll out that hidden layer of nacho cheese sauce made from a powder mix?
Granny Crabtree: "On HD TV, it makes yore stomach seize up, and then yew projectile vomit up chunks of hurrrrrl!...And now the question...Whut's yore least favorite commercial currently airing on T.V.?"
11 AnswersFast Food1 decade agoShould we keep Guantanamo Bay prison open, as a holding pen for Senators who voted blatantly against the will?
of the people who elected them, because they were bought and owned by lobbyists and corporations?
6 AnswersOther - Politics & Government1 decade agoDo you think a nose-diaper would be the solution to counterbalance a big ol' nose attack?
thus preventing the germy spray of green swiney flu globules all over innocent bystanders?
Granny Crabtree: "We wuz thinkin' of some tampoon lookin' thingy with maybe earpieces to hook it on!"
3 AnswersAllergies1 decade agoGranny Crabtree: "Whut's yore favorite song fore spoonin'?"?
Mine's 'Shine on Harvest Moon'!
2 AnswersOther - Music1 decade agoWhut is a 'CACK' Is it like a naughty bit.....?
Granny Crabtree: with an 'A'??
7 AnswersWords & Wordplay1 decade agoWhut is the boy/gurl mystery surrounding bathrooms?
How in the hail can a gurl keep a bathroom so trim and tidy, and then when a guy goes in there, the counters get sopping wet and the water runs down his elbows and splashes on the floor? Don't gurls have elbows?! Ah'm plum pickled by this mystery..Someone explain please!
Granny Crabtree: "Yore just a pig, Francis!"
Farmer Crabtree: "Shut yer crow-pie hole Agnoose!"
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoUnderneath Auntie Gorgon's moustache..is there a real live gurl?!?
Granny Crabtree: "Curiouser and curiouser...Francis in Wonderland!"
8 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade agoPoll:What would you rather have--a second set of arms growing out of the back of yore shoulders..or...?
Eyes in the back of yore head?!
Granny Crabtree: "And why?!"
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat is the main question you have for your future life partner?
Granny Crabtree: "Can she bake a ho-made crow pie?!"
5 AnswersOther - Social Science1 decade agoWhut in the hail wuz Billy Joe throwin' off the Tallahasee bridge?
afore he done himself in? D'ya know the song or seen the movie? I've been puzzled by whut in the hail happened here..They speak-a my language, but me n' Agnoose just don't git it!
Granny Crabtree: "HALP!"
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPoll for gurls: Why do you like or NOT like the Jonas Bros.?
I just don't git it! Are they really THAT great?! Or just cute?
Granny Crabtree: "Any one of 'em could be mah grandson...the little darlin's!"
30 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPoll:Stuck on a deserted island with.. Betty Boop or Madonna? BQ: Ginger or Maryanne?
I'm Betty Boop and Maryanne all the way!
Granny Crabtree: "In your dreams! Now take out the garbage!"
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago