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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Wall of clocks. funny or not?

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    brilliant

    simply brilliant

  • 1 decade ago

    Anything that pokes fun at Bush is funny to me.

  • 1 decade ago

    Brillant just Brillant.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's the best joke ever!!

    Have a star!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    GREAT! Love it! You should tell Bush that one. lol. I can't wait for the new election!

  • 1 decade ago

    that has got to be the best joke on here today!!!!! .star 4 u.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    best joke I have seen in a long time.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol!! hahahahahah!! verra funnah! You must have stars!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHA BRILLIANT KEEP THE JOKES COMING

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaa, thats pretty funny

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