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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

POLL: If you drop a buttered (whole wheat saltine) cracker on the kitchen floor and it lands buttered side up?

...AND said cracker does not break, is the end of the world drawing near?

I want serious answers, and let it be know that I'm disappointed and alarmed that no similar questions were found.

Update:

Buttered crackers is just how I roll.

Update 2:

Geekiepoo - whole wheat saltines are made of whole wheat. Regular ones contain enriched bleached wheat flour. Hi!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    If it lands butter side up I think it means theres 6 more weeks of winter. If your not gonna eat it I'll have it

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    (alarmed, but tries to maintain composure)

    Dear ChaCha,

    I had the same miraculous event occur in my kitchen no more than a week ago, although mine involved bread. I was amazed at my luck, but only for two seconds, because I didn't want to exceed the three second rule for eating the bread.

    :)

    I think the world has at least four more years before something catastrophic happens. If I want to be a doomsdayer, I will say that our fortunate droppings are a sign that the Earth's magnetic field is slowly shifting.

    If that is indeed the case, I am happy we will die knowing that, for once in our lives, we dropped something and it landed right side up.

    :)

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Crackers with Butter Crackers with Cheese Crackers with Peanut Butter and Cheese Please! Also, plain Saltine Crackers for my Soup! yummm Good morning Scooter

  • 1 decade ago

    Not fair I thought something like this would happen today, I went to church and I believe All was GOOD because before I went in I said; God be nice to me today, For I haven't been here in for so Long And Then I see this.

    So I am serious about this if it fall's 5sec rule pick it up and it is not the end of the world.

    Good Luck Love

    xxxKo

    Source(s): Kattie and my Teddy Bear, He sends Love too.
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  • Cami
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Being as it is a "whole wheat" cracker, and not your run of the mill cracker, all is well, however, this may mean there will be more rainy days than usual this spring.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love butter crackers. Especially when the butter gets in the lil holes and come out the other side.

    Source(s): I hope this answers your question edit. butterworms, ahh.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm a white cracker. Butter me up and lie me on the kitchen floor and we'll experiment.

  • Lizzie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    The butter is heavier than the cracker, therefore it will almost always land buttered side down. I saw something like this on Mythbusters.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The silly things always fall face down. I don't know why but it is really annoying. If it landed butter side up? I would go into shock and probably not recover for some time. : } this was a fun question. thanks

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No dear, not at all, butter is the most magical and powerful substance in the world, that's why it's still intact and fully enjoyable. Butter wants you to be happy.

    Source(s): (Butter worms, Sam, they're butter worms!)
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