If the orchestra gets out of rhythm, will the conductor throw a tempo tantrum?

This is the pits. How will he drum up a new section. He will have to pull a few strings or risk a baton charge. Some bags of quavers may help, to calm a dis organ ised band and have the minim um of fuss. (sorry!!!! lol) after which he could trumpet his skills. After, perhaps he could take them chopin (sorry again)

I also have a temper tantrum if the Icee device isn't there or isn't working properly, and each now and then i'm no longer so happy whilst getting the oil replaced that one time the guy at Midas gave it to me on the abode. He suggested "do no longer issue approximately it, with any luck that places a grin on your face" and that i become like each "and what" and he's all " properly you in straightforward terms known 'dowdy' jogging in" 'dowdy'?! he meant properly, yet i've got not got self belief he used the dazzling terminology. ok

I should write him a little NOTE reminding him he has to remain UPBEAT at all times. Maybe a little drink will help, if you have any BRASS and there isn`t a CUE. Only one though, you don`t want to be INSRUMENTAL in the rePERCUSSION from having too much light entertainment at the BAR!.

That guy is like a penguin with a sharp stick when he gets going......put him in his place if he does that....turn your back on him. It is just not acceptable behaviour...he knows the score....

Yes he can be quite crotchety and sharp at times, and has them quavering.

No, but he might run them over with a train!! <grin>

only if he knows the score

hmmmm would that be considered a mis conduct?

Better that than if he should beat them.

Just awful. :)