What would you ban if you could?

Lobsters.

Trolls

I'd ban the Royal family from living off my hard earned cash, free loading bums !!!

Moronic politicians from opening their idiotic mouths and spouting platitudes which never happen...

Door to door salesmen.

Junk mailers.

Window cleaners who dont do the job properly.

OMG Its endless...lol

I'd fine people who spit on the streets. What have the streets ever done to them? Also, what if it landed on someone's shoe?? Surely that's happened before, it can't be nice. Makes me really angry when I see that!

Have a nice day though :]

Porn, because it messes up your mind. It gets you addicted to things that could only hurt you. It destroys innocence. And in the long run, whether anyone will admit it or not, the more there is, the more likely somebody will decide they can do what they see being done regardless of what the chosen victim wants.

Jehovahs witnesses knocking at peoples doors.

Those people on the bus who blast their music out loud on the highest volume possible. It's annoying! I don't think they seem to understand the concept of earphones!

Junk mail,trainers,ski masks in town,and noisy radioes in cars.

I would ban man n woman from having an affair.