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In the Beginning. Tell me what you think of this joke?

In the beginning when God created all things, he saw that it was good. But Adam, the first man on earth, saw that God had not created him a mate as God did with the other animals. So Adam asked God to make him one.

God said, “Of course. I’ve been working on the perfect mate for you. She will love you, support you, help you through life, and even take care of your children. When you need someone to talk to, she will be there to comfort you. She will cook for you, clean your home, and satisfy your every need. In a nut shell, she will be your perfect equal.”

Adam was overjoyed at this news. But then he began to think, and finally asked God, “Um, I can’t help but wonder. What will this cost me?”

The Lord said, “An arm and a leg.”

Adam thought for a moment or two then replied, “What can I get for a rib?”

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    HILARIOUS!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Cute

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not stupid, but not that funny. star for trying =D

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahah

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