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Ever find an old bottle of wine?
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke. "I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine.
"I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish."
"Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.
"Why only one glass?" asked her wife.
"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."
MY BOTTLE? Ever go an airplane and get one of those drinks out of those little bottles? Now you know why i am so lonely .....
22 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
can i drink out the bottle??
- 1 decade ago
OH my gosh that was funny. LOL Thanks Jake xx
Its not the size of the bottle its what you can do with it. LOL.
Sorry I haven't been answering much still moving and cleaning out stuff. I hope you have been well. xx Sugar bug
- Anonymous5 years ago
nice 1
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Those da**** little bottles! Just enough to wet the appetite and they never quench the thirst.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Just make sure you tell her you opened it already!! Wouldnt want her to go after it with a cork screw!! LoL!!!
- Broken Tiger.Lv 61 decade ago
LOL. One cheap and easy way to get drunk before sex every night and one way to always have your girls mouth on it all the time, lol. star.
