little jonny wants to watch?

little jonny comes to school with a big wrist watch in his hand and shows it to his friend bill.

bill: how did u get ur dads watch?

little jonny: its simple... yesterday when i was sleeping a noise came from my parents room. i went in and looked and my dad was on top of my mom and they both were screeming. my dad said u can have anything u want if u dont tell any1. so i said i want a watch. so he game me his watch.

bill: cool, i want a watch

next day at school little jonny asked bill where was his watch.

bill: yesterday at night i went in my parents room and my dad said u can have anything as long as you dont tell any1.

i said i want 2 watch. he told me i could stand in the corner and as lond as i dont make any noise...............