One of the moving men asked me (and I am not making this up) "Where do you want me to put this "kitchen" box?"

I would go with "Um....the kitchen?", knowing that the odds are great that they will put a box in the space/time vortex portal, therefore making it difficult for you to find it.

Is it too late to change your labels from, say, "kitchen" and "bath", to "time machine" and "guillotine"? It would be fun to see where those boxes would end up. :)

Good luck with moving....I'm glad you still have time to ask your questions. :)

Always a pleasure, Geek. :)

That's JUST like the waitress at that truck stop the time I went in and asked what was the biggest cup of coffee I could get in a to-go cup (hoping to get a glimpse at this elusive cup) and she looked me dead in the eye and said......

wait for it

"A large."

When the laughter or a punch line never came I stopped smiling and said just give me one of those then...... TRUE story. How do these people make it this far?

Tell him to put it in the space/vortex portal, and see what he does with it. lol

Good answer. Hmmmmmm, the mover must have been a brain surgeon in another life.

last weekend my girlfriend drank too much vodka and passed out in front of the fridge. oly proceeded to get him some "kitchen box". oly out.

I would tell him, he has 2 choices in the designated room or up his azzzzzzzzzzzz

hahaha i love how you put emphasis on "KITCHEN"

i'd go with umm.. the kitchen?

Haha. I have no doubt that you did. You rock.

I believe it,,many are not hired for their brains,,,,,,

everyone has their blonde moments =p