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PATRIOTS asked in Social ScienceSociology · 1 decade ago

funny things 2 do at walmart?

Would you ever do any of these?

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15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell them "Code 3 in Housewares" and see what they do.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

Update:

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

And, last, but not least!

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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    hi sam!

    hey to be honest i din't read those things cuz i don't like bad stuffs! i just read till second point but then i felt as if they r bad! so sorry brother! but hey i'm gonna give u a * anyway cuz u worked hard for it brother! even if these things are not bad,then also i didn't like the second point! ok so a * brother!

    Source(s): don't chose my answer as the best one!
  • 1 decade ago

    actually me and some of my friends used to do some of these on sunday afternoons (only 10, 11, 13, and 14). used to freak out the wal-mart people especially when I did number 14 in the middle of the store not knowing one was following me and number 10 in the sporting goods. Though some of the others I honestly wouldn't have the guts to do.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!!! 8 and 10 are hilarious and i accually did 14 once and people looked at me like i was dying or something

  • 1 decade ago

    There were actually some I hadn't heard before. Very funny and a star for you.

    Another good one is to go to the A.T.M. machine and when you make a withdrawal, start yelling "I won, I won."

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oh my gosh.!!

    As I was reading this.. I was laughing so hard. My kids heard me and I let them read them too. they found it HILARIOUS too. Next thing you know, I'm e-mailing this page to all my family and friends. Thank you so much!!

    I'll definitely have to try some of these!! hahhaha

    Thanks again!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Or act like you are a cashier and ask for a price check for vagisil!Little too much cheese on your taco mam'?

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    well it was at target... but me, my friend and her sister all grabbed REALLY random stuff like barbies, conndoms (i know how to spell it, im just not sure if i can say it here), and all that and put it in random people's carts. their expressions were hilarious. not very original but it was really fun :)

  • 1 decade ago

    i've already done numbers 1, 4, 5, and 7 and i'm not doing them again because i don't feel like getting suspended from wal-mart again

  • Mike
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Nice!!!, #1 was the best, have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    I have done every one listed and now I am banned from Walmart for life. I dont suggust trying it

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