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grandmaws boyfriend?
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Gran! dma's m inister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Now, that is funny.....I don't care who you are!
16 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
That is just great. Children are just sooo innocent. My neice one time looked at my boyfriend, who is a very proper and modest person, she looked right at him and said do you wanna see my nipples? keep in mind she is 4 yrs. old. ANd he looked at me like omg what do i say and i told him just tell her no. so he looked at her and siad no i do not want to see your nipples and w/o skipping a beat she replied with... well, then can i see yours???!!!! Like i said Children are so innnocent!!! She had no idea what she was asking she was just being curious
- MarD.Lv 61 decade ago
Oh, the minds of those 5 year olds!!!! and the reaction of that minister!! Like it!! *4U!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very funny.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
ahhhhaahahah truly hilarious
- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha thats funny!!!
