Hippo Joke? Ive NEVER got a STAR?

heres a star...

Why did the hippo jump off the roof?....

im gonna answer a question with a question...

how did the hippo get on the roof?

Q: Why did the hippo jump off the roof?

A: He wanted to see if he could start an earthquake!

P.S. I know I did really bad on this but it was the best I could think of!

Q: why did the hippo jump off the roof?

A: Cause he (or she) wanted to get inside to answer this question! DUH!

I give you a star

Why did the hippo jump off the roof, since you never finished you can use "edit" and tell us.

this hippo jumped off the roof because he saw all the presidential nominees, as well as Bush, standing below him. SPLAT

Because it was between 1pm and 2pm and the elephants were were jumping out of the trees.

Why do beavers have a flat tail?

Because they were under the trees between 1pm and 2pm.

either because he wanted to commit suicide or he was afraid that if he stayed on the roof any longer he would fall in OR he wanted to jump on the trampoline below! weeeeeeeeeee!!!! :)

lol

oh yeah heres a star!

1) he wanted to see if he could bounce

2) if he did bounce would an earthquake occur

star for you!!

thats i really funny joke. I totally would have done the same thing only i would have said it about my husband =P

theres a trampoline down there and he wanted to see if he can bounce off to space...