If That giant ELEPHANT in the room could talk..what would it say?

Why is everyone ignoring me? ;)

Unsubstantiated opinion: God is just a euphemism for our FEAR OF DEATH *If He exists, won't you look silly? Hasty generalization: face the gnawing fear within us ALL [emphasis added] *I'm not afraid. Unsubstantiated opinion: Religion would not exist if man was not so utterly terrified of his own mortality *How do you know this? Might not man find other reasons? Unsubstantiated opinion: he had to invent an industry to explain why he alone amongst all of the planet’s creatures could outsmart death *How do you know it's not true? Because it's hard to believe? I trust you don't study quantum physics for the same reason... Isn't it time to call a spade a spade? Atheism is second rate thinking wrapped in a pious cloak of self-sufficiency and stuffed with misplaced intellectual arrogance. If science took the atheist's analytical method as an example, we would never have discovered microbes, molecules or the atom. After all, why try to measure what you can't see?

The elephant is no longer in the room.

But it did say before it left that it had something really important to do and he could NOT do it inside.

Honey, the ELEPHANT is really in the room.

But we are not.

In other words, the ELEPHANT is not saying anything.

It is just contemplating the grass going through it's stomach.

WOW ! You have an elephant in your room as well!!! Awesome! Hope yours is as chatty as mine! Oh the things we talk about and the laughs we have!!

The elephant would say does this room make me look fat.

The giant elephant would look at me sitting here and say

"and i thought my azzz was big!"

Yeah i can see an elephant... im sure its there.....=]

But......he is waddling around acting like a penguin... i think this elephant has serious issues. i would stay away from him if i were you =]

it would say "theres whos here whos here everywhere there is whos.. smaller than the eye can seee!!! A persons a person no matter how small!!" ... from seussical the musical (GREATTTTTT play)

sweetheart, kindly open your ears and let me out of your head, for this room is your head and your head is this room and its all becoming a bit too cramped for the both of us.

and also, stop painting me pink

I think it would say, "Hey, get a load of that 500-pound gorilla over there in the corner!".