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A manager at a local grocery store overheard a man bragging to his buddy about how he has been stealing from the store every time he visits. The manager was astonished. But rather than confront the man and risk the man to deny what he said, the manager decided to watch him the next time the man visited the store.
Since the alleged thief was a frequent customer, the manager needed only to wait a short while. Soon the man came in. The manager followed him.
But the manager did not see the man take anything. In fact, the man paid for everything and even let an associate help him out.
But the manager decided to watch him one more time. The next day, the man came in to get a few quick items. Yet, again, the manager watched as he paid for everything.
Finally, the manager went up to the man and asked, "Sir, I overheard you the other day saying you stole from this store every day, yet I've watched you and you have paid for everything. What is it that you've been stealing?"
The man smiled and replied, “Shopping carts.”
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- candyapple58Lv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
OMG!!! That was really funny!!! I did not see that answer coming!!!!
- 1 decade ago
Best i got, sorry. try this one lol:
Three guys go to heaven. St. Peter greets them and says "sorry, heaven is getting full. however, if you have an interesting story about how you died, i can let you in." so the first guy steps up and says "alright. so. i live on the 25th story of my apt building. i was pretty sure my wife had been cheating on me, so i came home from work early one day without telling her. sure enough, i find her in bed, but the other guy is nowhere to be found. i search EVERYWHERE, and finally find the guy hanging off a railing on the balcony. i start pounding on him, trying to make him fall, but he WOULD NOT DIE! i run back in, get my hammer, and pound on him some more. finally, he falls, but lands in some bushes and starts getting up! i get my refrigerator and throw it on him. finally, he dies. but all the stress it caused me, got to me, and i died of a heart attack." St. Peter looks at him and says, "alright, you may enter."
The second guy walks up and says "so, i live on the 26th story of my apt building. i was doing my daily exercises on my balcony, wjen this unusual gust of wind swept me off. but luckily, i caught onto the rail of the balcony below mine. soon enough, this guy runs out and i thought 'Thank God, im saved,' but then he starts pounding on me. then he runs back in and i think he regained sanity. but NO. he gets his hammer and pounds on me some more. who can hang on after that? i fall, but land in some bushes. 'Thank God,' i think. i look up to find a fridge falling from the sky and i die." St. Peter chuckles a little, and allows the man to come in.
The third guy steps up and says "um... this is really, really weird... so. im naked, hiding in a refrigerator...."
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