what is the most excellent threat you ever heard/made up?

shut up or im gonna kick you in the throat!!

I thought oh my goodness when I heard this, I got into an arguement over msn with a boy I didn't no and he said this to me:

I know your boyfriend, Im going to stab him.

I was really really scared, but now I look back and think ... how dumb am I? But you never know in todays society!

i was at my sister's house and she was in my apartment and while we were talking on the phone, we suddenly had a big fight and she threatened me that she will break my computer and my ipod speaker dock, and i told her that go ahead coz i have a lot of money than she do.. and that i have a knife in my hand and i can rip off all her car tires. (she was picked up by my dad so she left her car in her house). she, then, shut the hell up. lol. (and when i got home, we're back together as to being sweet sisters LOL)

silence child or i shall devour your soul and feed your body to the minions of the underworld as an offering for their loyalty in doing the same with yourr family.

lol. just made that up.

Lady, if you don't make your baby shut the **** up right now. I swear to God I'll rip it in half!

I am gonna take your bottom lip and pull it up over your head! (not me, but I find the thought amusing)

I shall crush your bones to dust and scatter you to the winds

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and will use them against the U.S.

May your chickens turn into emus and kick down your dunny (toilet) door.

I'm gonna rip your head off and s**t down your neck!!!